Raising hell all over town
"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."
- Richard Pryor  (via expressiveexperience)

aominecchi:

i just got home and my uncle asked me “who’s the black man on your bed”

i was like ???????!!!!!

so i went in my room

and

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thisgirlgames:

Reblogging for the 2890454th time.

lolzpicx:

Snapchatting in public

lolzpicx:

Snapchatting in public

radthai:

nooty got da booty

radthai:

nooty got da booty

fulloflightning:

how to charm your girlfriend’s dad: lesson one

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

ellendegeneres:

Did we fool you?

s0urcherrry:

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

s0urcherrry:

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

lyxdelsic:

when u starin at your crush and they catch u

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booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks